Guess what, guys and gals - it was totally the last one.
And now it's become an internet meme and it's all across Tumblr. I'm just going to accept for now that this is like the dead baby jokes I keep hearing (which are super popular but I find disturbing) and that I just don't get the humor in this. Maybe it's because if some guy I didn't know wrote a song about me being a cannibal, I'd be kind of weirded out (but then again, if someone did write a song about me, I'd also be kind of flattered. Because, you know, it's not everyday someone rights a song about you).
Despite all my confusion about this, once I finally figured out what was going on, this is probably "so 39 seconds ago." Thanks, internet. Thanks.